Quotes by my students that are sure to make you laugh! I've been wanting to write them down because they are too funny and I don't want to forget! They always have me laughing/smiling :) :) :)

Student: I know how to say "Hello" in Japanese!
Me: Really? How?
Student: Herro!
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Student: Martin Luther was a King.
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Student: Why your hair ugly today?
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Student: I know why I get sick.
Me: Why?
Student: Because I never wash my hands after I go to the bathroom.
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Student: Ms. Doi, I have a question
Me: Yes, what is your question?
Student: I like your hair.
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Me: Your new vocabulary word is curious. The word curious means you want to learn or know more about something. Can anyone use the word "curious" in a sentence?
Student: I am curious on why my mom drinks so much beer.
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Student 1: My mom doesn't do anything besides watch honey boo-boo. 
Student 2: Yeah, my mom loves Honey boo-boo child. 
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Student 1: I like your hair.
Student 2: I like your dress.
Student 3: I love you.
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Student: I'm sexy and I know it.
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Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Can you wait until recess?
Student: No. I need to poop.
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Me: Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Student: I was pooping. It takes me a long time.
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Student (that had a sub): Ms. Doi you're nice. The other teacher wasn't that nice. You shouldn't miss school. You said its important to not miss school.


I'm asian. I think I'm the only asian person in some of my students lives, lol.

Student: Ms. Doi, I saw you at the grocery store. I was yelling your name but you kept walking and you didn't say hi to me.
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Student: I always see you at the gym through the window. (Definitely not me! LOL)
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Student: Ms. Doi! You're in this book! You take care of pandas? (A book about China)
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Student: Ms. Doi, your eyes are......different. 


My students think I live at school and that I have no life.

Student: Ms. Doi, why are you here? (at a carnival)
Me: What?
Student: Why aren't you in the classroom. 
Me: Do you think I live there?
Student: You don't?!
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Student: Which closet do you keep your clothes in.
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Student: Where is your bed?
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Student: What? You have a mom? 
Me: Yes.
Student: What? Do you have a dad?
Me: Yes, just like you.
Student: You're supposed to be the mom.
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Student: Ew. Boyfriend.
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Student: You can come to my house for Thanksgiving.
Me: Aw, thank you.
Student: So you don't have to be alone.
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Student: Ms. Doi, why aren't you married? You're old.
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Student: Ms. Doi, I'll tell my dad you want to come over and play xbox with him. 
Me: Why?
Student: So you two can play. (wtf? Lol)